I polished an 8-foot pole today.
This morning I walked into the auto parts store and went straight to this hot black guy behind the counter and asked “Are you Randy?” I giggled. I totally wanted to follow with a “Do I make you rrrrrandy???” because I was actually looking for a dude called Randy I’d talked to previously on the phone.
It wasn’t (sadly) the hot black guy, but an older fellow. He smelled awesome. I wanted to climb over the counter and snuggle into his neck and just breath in. Long and slow. And tell him “Now guess WHO’S Randy?”
I’m enjoying a good cold beer. A Pacifico. The “i” is pronounced like “ee”. I love pronouncing Spanish properly. And when I have no clue, I just speak with a smile and a certain melody. The melody helps convince people I totally know what I’m doing. Hola! (Did you hear my melody? Yeah it totally rocks doesn’t it?)
I decided to not go crazy hunting and looking for jobs. But I am on 2 different job search sites that send me regular emails with job openings per my criteria. Yesterday I received a really cool job opening. And it’s a 2-minute walk from my marina. I applied. They haven’t called yet. What are they waiting for?
Why do they only have tri-tip in California? Have you ever had tri-tip? It’s the shits!
Talking about the shits (in the good way, not running to the loo way (I used that expression for my Aussie readers, a loo is a cool way of saying toilet)) have you heard any Mumford & Sons? They’re a pretty good band. Seriously. It’s good music. Check it out! Yeah, you’re welcome.
Although I try and try and keep trying again and again without giving up: I still don’t get UGG Boots. When I first saw them I told myself “Self, how appropriate is it to have the ugliest boot on the face of the earth called UGG for UGLY!” Only people who also look good in potato sacks can pull those off, because THEY can pull anything off.
Why DOES Dave Letterman wear white socks with his suits? Am I the only one who finds it an eyesore?