I have a cow’s lick. That expression is so gross! But the stupid cow licked me right where my part ends. So if my hair isn’t set right, it actually looks like a bald spot.
Yes. I’m too sexy for my hair.
The day I actually wash my hair, it goes totally unnoticed to the untrained eye. I still see it (with the help of 2 mirrors placed just so, but I’m a trained professional in finding personal flaws).
But… living out here where we have to run the water maker for 8 hours to fill our water tank, which needs to be run on the generator for which we have to walk to a gas station to buy fuel – showers are a luxury! Don’t even get me going on what it takes to heat up the water! So I wash my hair on average once or twice a week. It helps that I dive 2-4 times per week. And that the air is dry, otherwise I’d look like George Clooney in “Oh Brother” with his pomade. Yup, I’d be: The Daper Dan (Wo)Man!
The dirtier it gets the harder it is to handle and maintain the B-spot. But my hair clearly wants to separate where the part ends. As my last shower becomes more and more a thing of the past, the more it splits apart like the Red Sea.
Why am I telling you this?
I don’t have a single iota of a clue. But its been bugging me all morning, and I guess I needed a stranger’s shoulder to lean on. Hold me! I almost look like I’m balding on bad hair days!