I Won!

WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL AWARD

EUROMILLIONE LOTERIA ESP
AVD, DE LAS CONCHA
MADRID ESPANA

RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL AWARD:
ATTN; WINNER,

We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results of the EUROMILLIONE LOTERIA S.A PROMOTION held on 24th of August 2012 your email address attached to the Ticket No:TK/365\\9NL that drew the lucky Winning No Y-871GTH.

You have been approved for a payment of 300,000.00Euros (THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO) in cash credited to File Batch No XQ1017BN This is from a total cash prize of THREE MILLION EUROS Shared among the ten International winners in second categories.

All participants were selected through a Multi international computer ballot system drawn from 98,000
(Ninety eight thousand) names of email users around the world.

To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning by contacting our accredited agent: Foreign
Transfer Manager: Mr. David Barbel
Email: euro_million@aol.com
Tel: +34-634-075-250

YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS D1-67/WM4 (keep personal) Remember your winning must be claimed not later than (04-09-2012) after this date funds might be returned to the lottery company as unclaimed prize furthermore should there be any change in your address do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again,

Yours Sincerely
Mrs. Rita Mendez

This image is absolutely irrelevant to the post. But since I downloaded it for free from istockphoto.com I figure I may as well use it. It just supports the fact that I am a true winner in life.

As requested I sent them my date of birth, my social security number, my mother’s maiden name, the name of my first dog (not sure why they needed this), my bank routing number, the name of my favorite movie and my favorite color. Which oddly enough all this info together mashes into my most commonly used password.

But they don’t know that.

The best part of this is how they specify the written amount in brackets. If it weren’t for that I would not have known it was $300k. I’m so not used to seeing all those zeros. That and I’m not a mathematician. On most days… Plus its in Euros! I can finally tick off “become Eurotrash” from my bucket list!

Bonus!

AND, have I mentioned I never even entered such a contest? How lucky is that? Talking about luck, I don’t usually look in my junk mail box. But this morning I just so happened to peak into it and voilà.

I’m a rich lottery winner!

Like most lottery winners, I will not change who I am. I will not quit my job, because I’m not a quitter and … job? What job? I will not start wearing expensive clothes (I’ll stick to fake copies, but will buy more of them) and I’ll keep my friends.

You just can’t buy a good friend anymore because people have “principles”.

Oh-boy-oh-boy I just realized I can now eat all the bacon in the world! All of it because I’ll be able to afford liposuction annually. Let the baconfest begin!

p.s. I may be a winner but I sure am losing the battle in the spacing. I have NO idea why my paragraphs are stuck together!