You’ve been with me for so long now, I don’t know if I should give you a name. Are you alone, or did you bring your family with you?
You know everything about me, yet I know nothing about you. You know me inside and out. You know the smell of me… You know what I crave and hunger for. Yet, you never let me enjoy it. Is that how it’s going to be? Is this the kind of relationship you want for us?
Don’t get me wrong, you did help me lose some of that unwanted body fat around my waist. And I totally appreciate your efforts in making this a 2-way relationship. But, you just don’t do it for me anymore. It’s not you, it’s me. I think I’ve found something else I want in my stomach. Please don’t be mad at me. It was fun while it lasted. At least we’ll always have Mexico.
I know you’ll find something, or someone else in no time. You’ll bounce back in no time. I know you can’t stay away from us. Keep your chin up, it’s time to face the world on your own.
p.s. I’ve gone ahead and changed the locks, no need to leave your keys.