Prepare to Be Boarded Young Lady

While riding my paddle board, I crossed a sailboat with 4 men. One of them yelled out a boarding threat (see title).

“But you’ll have to jump in the water to come get me!” was the only quick thing I could come up with in lieu of a smart reply.Their answer indicated how little they knew of the boarding process because they told me I could just swim over there. What they didn’t know was how, in response to the “young lady” portion of their threat, I wanted to yell out “I fucking love you!!!”

When I’m dealing with 4 men, strangers, on a boat called “Wet Willy” I tend to stay on the conservative side. How times have changed…

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11 thoughts on “Prepare to Be Boarded Young Lady

  1. Lol! Glad they were just kidding around…

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    1. Oh yes, they were sweet and innocent looking, Just thought there was a neat story behind it! 🙂

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  2. See? You’re fucking gorgeous. You. Are. Hot. As proven by four randy strangers aboard a wet fucking boat!

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    1. LOL – I’m pretty sure they would have said that to anybody… 🙂 But, thank you!

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  3. Pretty sure one good bop with your paddle would have sent them in search of Davey Jones locker.
    Did they at least offer you food or beer?

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  4. You set sail on the Wet Willy? I hope this trip goes the distance.

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  5. Is there something like sailing under the influence?

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  6. Bwahaha, your hotness and Wet Willy, what a combo that would have been in the old unmarried days. And I can testify that you still look like a young fox after viewing the paddle board contest at La Cruz. Is it OK for an old lady to say that a friend looks like a fox?

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  7. Good thing they were just fooling around

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