Do you remember that amusing conversation I had with my ObamaCare Technician? Well…
I FINALLY received something from them yesterday. It was late when I ran to my mail service, so I didn’t open the envelope until this morning on account that I was assuming it was my health card and all the information I requested to start paying and start reaping in the benefits.
«When you assume you make an ass out of u and me.»
All the envelope held was nothing I needed or wanted. Basically it tells me to refer to my documents for the info I want.
What the fuck?
My account has been technically active since May 1. To this day I’ve not received health insurance cards, nor any proper documentation, nor any idea whatsoever as to how much I owe them. Yet: good news they’ve delayed the date for when I must pay the mystery amount!
What the *double-pause* fuck?
And now I must call them again, oh joy oh joy I can’t wait to see how THIS call will go!