Things have been hectic.
Crowd: “HOW HECTIC WERE THEY?”
Oh, so funny. You’re throwing some 60’s talk-show humor my way, aren’t you? Ha ha ha. Such a Jokey Mc Jokester. Well, for your information, things should start to slow down. SHOULD. Another keyword such as coulda-shoulda-woulda.
I have, however, had time for some Twitter chat.This was with Rich. He’s WordPress-Famous and author of www.brainsnorts.com. If you’re not following him, you totally should. Totes. Ugh. And don’t ever say that: totes. It’s so lame.
Are you with?
And that! What the hell is that, and where did it come from?
«I’m coming with.»
With what? If you’re coming with me or us, just say it. It’s not like we’re speaking German and each word has 20 letters! Why do we need to reduce everything? It’s a language, not recycling.
Go Green – Drop Important Words. Yo.
Ugh! Jonathan is Jack. Really? You Dick! My sister, as some of you may know, is really-really called Marie-Andrée. It’s a French thing. We do that, take two names and combine them to create one beautiful name. Jean-Pierre. Jean-Paul. Marie-Antoinette.
Her American family (Go Packers!) decided the combo was too complicated, so they – collectively – decided to call her Marie. Andrée, in their minds, is a man’s name. Exclusively. So yeah, my family now has two Marie’s. How fun.
And so creative. “Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.” My family’s Christmas dinner is centered around road-kill turkey. Are you with?
My real name is Marie. But I shortened it to MarrBulls [marbles]. It makes as much sense as Hank or Hal — only mine is more fun!